20 Things Guys Shouldn’t Ever Do To Girls

20 Things Guys Shouldn’t Ever Do To Girls…..

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Anonymous July 29, 2011 at 1:45 PM

Is this not the most feminist list of tips I have seen in my life, or am I just caught in some delusion were logical people don’t do any of these things?


CoolGuy July 29, 2011 at 7:46 PM

In girl talk this is actually a list of things you should do ALL the time. Seriously, it drives them crazy. They love it.


The Allomancer August 11, 2011 at 6:52 AM

This is the most asinine pile of excrement written by a little girl, age 14-20, I’ve ever seen. The person who compiled this top 20 clearly has the social maturity of a self-centered teenage girl who knows nothing of a real relationship, and believes the male half of the species should be a choir of trained lap dogs wearing pants.


LEB August 24, 2011 at 12:52 PM

Speaking as a woman, yes, guys do these things. MATURE guys, however, do not. Most boys grow out of this nonsense by the time they’ve graduated college, but some never do.

And I disagree with those who say this list is like some kind of training to turn a guy into a lap dog. Basic respect is not a one-way street, and women in good relationships make compromises, too. The female equivalent of this list might, for example, say things like:

- “Understand that your man wants a guys’ night now and then, without you there.”
- “Your friends don’t have to be his friends, and his friends don’t have to be your friends.”
- “Sex is the best way for a guy to feel loved, so be willing to do it sometimes when you’re not in the mood, because chances are you WILL get in the mood.”
- “Don’t nag him if he folds the towels wrong, or doesn’t load the dishwasher the same way you do. He’s helping, so be appreciative.”
- “Don’t belittle him in front of your friends. It’s emasculating, and yes, he does have feelings to hurt.”
- “Don’t talk shit about him to your girlfriends or your parents. They’ll lose respect for him. If you’ve got a problem, talk to HIM about it.”
- “Have a life outside of him. PLEASE.”
- “Guys aren’t telepathic, so just say what’s on your mind instead of saying ‘Nothing, I’m fine’ when you’re not. Guys hate that shit.


Aivil Vin July 29, 2011 at 1:45 PM

As long as you love each other passionately nothing matters..when it becomes lesser..least or nil..then hell no. of unreasonable things start effecting your relationshp..n then you can refer them as many things as possible to take into account to preserve the reltionshp ( or avoid fighting) people can advise them reading the article ” 10000 things a guy/girl shouldn’t do to Girls/guys “……!!!!


will July 29, 2011 at 1:46 PM

this girl musta dated a dick


Newave July 30, 2011 at 2:25 AM

Or “…Put on “300 pounds.”


herman July 29, 2011 at 1:52 PM

What kind of crazy she-beast wrote these? Don’t clump the rest of your gender in with your rules. They’re not all as insanely possessive and self-loathing as you.


pushmepullyou July 29, 2011 at 2:02 PM

Ummm you titled this wrong. It should be “20 Things You Shouldn’t Do To Another Human Being”
You’re coming across as a bitter jilted lover.
Just pointing out the obvious.


Glenn July 29, 2011 at 2:03 PM



haha July 29, 2011 at 2:11 PM

What a load of bull this list is :D


JV July 29, 2011 at 2:17 PM

Seriously? I have seen plenty of chick that are like all over jerks that do at least half of the things on this list to them. Seriously.


LEB August 24, 2011 at 1:00 PM

And you know the chicks who are like that? They’re the effing CRAZY ones who rational guys should stay away from anyway.


jorge July 29, 2011 at 2:18 PM

actually not a bad list all together.


JR July 29, 2011 at 2:43 PM

This was obviously written by a really stupid woman.


Thijs July 29, 2011 at 2:46 PM

You sir/mam, should’ve called this “Things you shouldn’t do in a relationship.” please take this kind of sexist crap back to the previous century!

I thought we were past this by now.


angryrat July 29, 2011 at 3:24 PM

This is written by a seriously bitter person. Apparently a guy has it worse than in the Army in a relationship… rules, threats and vitriol. As others wrote already: there’s no word on the conditions from the female side. I suppose there are none. A less threatening and more gender neutral list would be better.


LEB August 24, 2011 at 1:01 PM

What’s threatening about treating another human being with basic respect, and caring enough about your partner’s feelings to not act like a total asshat?


christos July 29, 2011 at 3:33 PM

great list for the man without a sack.. you don’t want a boyfriend, you want a girlfriend of a little man bitch to follow you around


Confident Male July 29, 2011 at 6:57 PM

This article should be titled:
20 irrational things a woman can ask of a man to advertise the fact that she is the most insecure woman in the world.

Don’t “ask why she is mad at you” LMFAO
If she’s mad it’s probably because she’s an immature idiot that can’t handle conflict and communicate effectively. It doesn’t mean the man “obviously did something”

Men, please ignore this bullshit and keep your balls intact.


vince July 29, 2011 at 9:06 PM

Or in other words, “20 things guys shouldn’t do to a girl if they want to retain any sense of masculinity or self-respect”. I hate lists like this, where a female automatically thinks a guy should bend to her will just so she won’t “get hurt”.

I could easily make a top 20 list of things girls shouldn’t do to guys…and the majority of these items would be identical to the above list. Stop with the double-standards.

How many girls do you know that have gone to parties without their boyfriends? Made promises they can’t keep? Flirted with other guys? Talked about exes, or talked shit behind their dude’s back?

And seriously, how many girls do you know that DOESN’T talk to their guy when they’re mad? Everyone talks to everyone when their mad at some point..it’s called an argument. And everyone says things they don’t mean when this happens.

Fucking double standards…own up to your own actions before you start writing lists on what a member of a certain sex should/shouldn’t do just to save your own hypocritical feelings.



vince July 29, 2011 at 9:12 PM

Oh, and if you don’t want us to tell you that you’re overreacting…then guess what, DON’T OVERRREACT. I’m not going to allow you to overreact, get even more pissed because you can’t handle the truth, then allow you to get even more upset and say MORE things YOU don’t mean all to save your precious feelings.

If a guy does that, then guess what? You have the green light to treat him like shit anytime you want. Because what’s he gonna do? If he follows your little list here, he’ll just be a little bitch who and let you walk all over him.

No, if I think you’re overreacting..you better believe i’m going to let you know. And if you see how much it pisses me off enough times, well guess what? Bet you won’t overreact anymore :) Or you’ll just break up with me. Either way, I win..because who wants to be with an overly high-maintenance girl who expects a guy to be a little bitch just to save her precious feelings?

Stupid lists.


LEB August 24, 2011 at 1:07 PM

This list was directed to GUYS, so there’s no double-standard. Nowhere does it say, “And don’t expect your girlfriend/wife to treat you with the same respect.” Women of quality don’t want guys to abuse them or treat them like dirt. Men of quality don’t want girls to emasculate them or cut them off intimately. It’s just about basic respect for the one you love, not sweating the small stuff, and realizing that it’s usually better to apologize and let things go than pick a fight because you insist on being “right.”


ShingoEX July 29, 2011 at 9:11 PM

Also known as the “hypocrisy doctrine”


Drew July 29, 2011 at 9:35 PM

This is the biggest joke I’ve ever heard. A relationship based around walking on eggshells can’t possibly have the communication required to work long term. The author will be sad and lonely forever. Or until she grows up. This is no better than if a man from 40 years ago, or some countries/ misguided cultures in the world today wrote a list saying woman should speak when spoken to and give absolute obedience to their men, should be killed for adultry, and should not leave the home without supervision. This chick is f***ing ignorant.


LEB August 24, 2011 at 1:15 PM

This list is in no way comparable to the ways that women were legally and socially limited 40+ years ago. Back then, marital rape wasn’t recognized as a crime in all states. You really think that compares to not talking shit about your girlfriend behind your back?

Nothing in that list emasculates a guy in any way what so ever. It’s the kind of stuff that a MATURE guy in a good relationship with someone he loves and respects would do (and most of those apply to women, as well). Behaving with love and respect doesn’t equate her wearing your balls as earrings. It actually takes MORE balls to say, “Babe, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you mad” than it does to pick a fight with her because you’re obsessed with having the last word no matter what. A real man can put aside his pride long enough to settle a relationship issue and move on… and a real woman appreciates all he brings to the table, and loves him all the more for it.


biggie July 29, 2011 at 9:37 PM

LOLLLLL definitely written by a dumb cunt


Zach July 29, 2011 at 9:50 PM

Is it just me or is this a list of things that girlfriends all seem to do on a regular basis minus the cheating part? Seems like a double standard.


tom July 29, 2011 at 10:04 PM

1. Guys don’t talk as much as this girl thinks.
2. Why is this bitch typing lists and not making sandwiches?


Brian July 29, 2011 at 11:07 PM

“Ask why she’s is mad at you?”

Are you f@#$%king serious? So, we’re just supposed to read your minds and figure it out ourselves? A healthy relationship requires good communication on both sides. If she’s mad at something the logical way of working out that problem is to talk about it, so both sides can have a constructive conversation about solving the issue/problems. Admitting you’re right or wrong still won’t solve the problem. No doubt the person who wrote this is either singe, a psycho or both.


LEB August 24, 2011 at 1:17 PM

Speaking as someone who has been committed and married for a long time, not EVERY problem requires a long, in-depth conversation to resolve. Sometimes it IS best to say “I’m sorry, you’re right” than to turn every stupid little thing into a drawn-out discussion. Communication is important, but so is knowing when to let things go.


Mr Towelie July 29, 2011 at 11:15 PM

Go make me a sandwich


Dirt July 30, 2011 at 12:00 AM

I know a few people who get away with lying and cheating all the time. And why is that chicks think dudes can’t have friends that are girls? Chicks have guy friends all the damn time.


viasacra July 30, 2011 at 12:05 AM

So in other words, this is a list of things she can do, and that we can’t?


Arthur Dent July 30, 2011 at 1:04 AM

Yeah, like anyone cares what women think.


Calvin July 30, 2011 at 3:56 AM

Fuck off. List of things girls shouldn’t do to men: 1. Don’t be irrational.


anon July 30, 2011 at 10:19 AM

Fuck you, bitch.


Fuzz July 30, 2011 at 11:37 AM

Why is this even here? Its been on the internet for ages. It was stupid then, and it’s also stupid now.


Dave July 30, 2011 at 11:53 AM

Wow. If you want to get laid, DO everything on this list! Chicks LOVE guys who do all that stuff.

Do what this post says and they’ll see you as a giant wussy. Of course they’ll fake being angry about that… “NO WE DON’T!” And then they’ll come crying to nice guys when those kind of guys screw them over.

HAHAHAHA!… ladies, please. Solve your own problems.


Lechu July 31, 2011 at 1:20 AM

BULLSHIT!!!! Girls love dicks. And when they meet i guy like this is like oh no, we are friends.


LEB August 24, 2011 at 1:18 PM

You want to know the kind of girls who like dicks? The crazy ones. Let those jerks have the crazy ones, cuz trust me, you don’t want em.


Matt May 17, 2012 at 7:03 AM

The only thing a guy shouldn’t do to girls is pay attention to anything they say a guy should or shouldn’t do.


WOW May 22, 2012 at 3:41 AM

i’ll follow this list the day i want to live in nazi germany


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